Does the FSM manifest itself as a sheaf of spaghetti, allowing us to boil it, smother it in tomato sauce (garlic and extra basil), and then eat it, only to rise again after three days in a new package at the grocery store?
Is this the FSM's way of forgiving us our sins on a regular basis, thus making it easier for us to die in a state of grace and be reborn as Holy Meatballs in FSM Heaven?
(If I am to consider Christianity seriously, I should be just as serious about other religions that have as much likelihood of being true).
2007-04-28 15:20:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are really making a mishmash of the scripture here.
In Rigatoni, chapter 7, verse 12, we read, "Thou eateth not of the garlic, nor the basil - *shall* my seasoning be not sufficient for you? Behold, thou receive my marinara purely, and without adornment."
If you can't get the holy writ of the FSM correct, don't bother.
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2007-04-28 15:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
For every sin we commit, one spaghetti noodle falls into the sea of red tomato sauce. For every good deed we do, a spice is added to the tomato sauce.
Another thought:
Wouldn't that be awesome if we ate spaghetti with red sauce for Holy Communion?
For Confession we'd have a cannoli before entering the confession room.
2007-04-28 15:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by majestic_red 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The nice thing about the FSM is that you can give it any attributes you please, and no one will say you nay. I claim that the FSM denies the possibility of the existence of sin, so there is nothing to forgive. And nobody can prove me wrong! What a feeling of power! May He bless you with His noodly appendage, and you walk with Al Fredo forever! RAmen!
2007-04-28 15:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster basically needs to touch all of us along with his noodly appendages and fill everybodies abdomen along with his delicious pasta. those blasphemous fools. i opt to work out the beer volcanes and the stripper factories in paradise. i assume no longer all of us needs the comparable issues. Ramen!!!!!!!!!
2016-12-29 14:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well of course He does silly! That is why every week I eat the complex carbohydrates that is His body and I drink the tea from the celestial teapot that is His blood. It makes for a well balanced meal with anti-oxidants that protect my body from the harmful UV rays that are bombarding my skin from the terrible global warming due to lack of pirates.
2007-04-28 16:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by hammerthumbs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all i must say yummy!!
Btw does it have any meaning that the incarnation of an all powerful all knowing and omniscient being kicked the bucket? Because if I were a God i wouldn't give a sh¡t to lose a body or a couple of thousands. Therefore aren't Christian deluded when they say their god died for them, while it essentially just shredded a skin?
2007-04-28 15:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you mocking the FSM(pbuh)? You will burn in a pot of very bad sauce for that. Repent.
I love both the FSM and God. God first, of course.
2007-04-28 15:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen, and he has also been known to manifest himself as Fettucine Alfredo.
2007-04-28 15:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Romans may have crucified that poor Jesus guy, but the're Italian, they'd never do anything nasty to pasta.
2007-04-28 15:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by capekicks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He twists himself into fusilli and suffers in silence.
2007-04-28 15:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋