Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
> your vehicle.
>
> From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove
> their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.
>
> The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car.
>
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from
> under
the chassis.
>
> Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
> turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
> place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
> staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
2007-04-28
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