...."I'll have a pint of bitter and a Zulu for the crocodile, please", he said. The barman said, "Sorry, but we're all out of Zulus, but I can let you have a Pygmy." "No thanks", said the man,"Hes a bastard when hes been on shorts!"
2007-04-28 11:36:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Am dying of laughter here especially on reading the "I don't get it" answers!
2007-04-28 14:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sandee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, well I thought it was funny, but I'm a bit easily amused and also you need to know what a Zulu and a Pygmy is...
Also that the man has a crocodile is a bit random.
2007-04-28 11:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by s16t18 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oldie yet Goldie!! Oh Grate One!! How about the guy who grow to be walking down the Shankhill highway in Belfast even as he discovered this scene outdoors a pub the position 2 adult males were knocking 7 bells out of one yet another and all of us grow to be in simple terms status observing. on the kerbside he also said somewhat boy sitting and crying his eyes out. He requested the lad why he grow to be crying, and he said "My Daddy's combating!!". I requested of which one grow to be his Father. He said " that is what they are combating over, bawl!!". yet another one? The Pope grow to be on a excursion of Belfast in his Popemobile. even as the motive force took a incorrect turn and drove up the Shankhill highway! no longer a unmarried human being even said that he grow to be there, apart from one little lad shouting and operating in the back of him. finally his Holiness wanting to end the motive force to work out what the little boy needed. He wound down his window and said "what's your question my son?". The little boy said "2 unmarried cones and a ninety 9 for billy!!"
2016-11-23 13:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer not bad mate 4 out of 10
2007-04-28 11:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pitty i don' get it,oh well back to the drawing board for you.
2007-04-28 17:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did he have for desert, was it B'wanas and custard?
2007-04-28 11:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the joke sry
2007-04-28 12:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by troy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it! Sorry!
2007-04-28 11:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it
2007-04-28 11:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋