The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
Mary Magdalene was...
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer..AND
Lazarus was dead!
2007-04-28 11:00:19 · 9 answers · asked by jbryancoop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Quite a cast of characters there. What a nutty book!
2007-04-28 11:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That has been floating around the Internet for years.
I heard that list read to me while I was in college long before the Internet.
Anyway, I have no idea who made up that list.
I am certain that list has been around for over 30 years.
Pastor Art
2007-04-28 18:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary Magdeline had seven demons in her.
Only mistake is Paul was not too religious but he was handicapped, probably very poor eyesight.
2007-04-28 18:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by oldguy63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the great seeker is loveless, well I understand it but know no wisdom of it, or a liar, or lustful, hate full, inpatient, lonely, afraid, daydreamer, suicidal, and I stare at God and say make me like u and use me for the Gospel. I seek his face for his righteousness.
Sorry I don't know who wrote it, but If God can love me he can love anyone.
2007-04-28 18:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who wrote it. there are some inacuracies in it but the point is well taken.
2007-04-28 18:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably a mouse by the name of "Nony". As in "A nony mouse".
2007-04-28 18:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you I do like that and may pass it on I do not know who wrote it though sorry.
2007-04-28 18:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to laugh :-)
2007-04-28 18:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks
2007-04-28 18:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋