A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.” “ Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”
2007-04-28 10:46:35 · 6 answers · asked by mark 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10! Hilarious!!! I loved it!
Have a star!
2007-04-28 11:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks the criminal professional may have the perfect chuckle besides. What might want to the criminal professional have finished through going to Heaven? Down in Hell he can spend something else of his days swindling the undesirable souls down there through promising to wrestle they case and deliver them to Heaven…you should have chosen a political candidate extremely, they are the adult males you should burn in Hell. regardless of this…as jokes flow, it grow to be E X C E L L E N T ! keep posting them pal!
2016-11-23 13:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 11:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's a good one.. I'll remember that one. :)
2007-04-28 11:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that!
2007-04-28 10:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its only fair..
2007-04-28 11:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋