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Isn't it safer to believe in Cthulhu, just in case he's lurking at the bottom of the ocean and may devour you for your unbelief?

Drink up me hearties.

2007-04-28 08:58:43 · 20 answers · asked by Enslavementalitheist 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu! Fhtagn!

2007-04-28 09:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

My heavens, I never have been flashed, but I did unintentionally flash a few folks once. I was in the hospital some time back and decided to take a stoll to the vending area. Well, I wasn't thinking about what I was wearing and, let's just say that those hospital gowns don't leave a lot to the imagination on the backside. The nurse came up from behind me and put a blanket over my shoulders . . . I was wondering why it was a little drafty back there!

2016-05-21 00:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

These thought forms( the Gods and entities of th Cthulhu Mythos) were either created by the author or authors for the various works or came into being since the stories have been published. Either way these entities have drawn more power from the collective mind for the last twenty-five years practically and now find themselves along side god forms that have been worshiped by ancient people for centuries.

2007-04-29 07:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by theneweden_society 1 · 0 0

The "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" part.

2007-04-28 09:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Superconductive Magnet 4 · 2 0

I understand all of it. Whoever said I didn't? Cthulhu, just in case you don't already know it, is a fictional god created by H.P. Lovecraft. But then, many people believe all gods are fictional, don't they? Why play it safe? Believe whatever you want to, as long as you know why you believe it. Just don't try to impose your beliefs on others. I think Cthulhu would approve of that, don't you?

2007-04-28 09:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by andromedasview@sbcglobal.net 5 · 3 0

This silly ridiculous cult is noted for chanting its horrid phrase or ritual: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", which translates as "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." ( Hangul McLean Thulium Riley Ganglia Bhutan) Not to say that HELL doesn't have such a creature lurking in the blackened shadows!!! Why take that chance that IT is REAL!
SATAN has many allies, and this Cthulhu could actually BE ONE of THEM!!!
Say, if Apolyon of Revelation, the evil ruler of the horrible, nightmare looking 'Demon Locust' is REAL as is so stated in Revelation 9, then this THING could actually exist somewhere in HADES as WELL!

2007-04-28 09:13:21 · answer #6 · answered by Old Truth Traveler 3 · 0 4

Cthulhu is a wimp. The Levitating Pasta Creature is far superior to him. LPC used to give Cthulhu wedgies every day when they were in school together.

2007-04-28 09:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 1 0

"Safe" is one of those words that simply does not belong in any sentence containing a reference to the Terrible Dreamer Under the Sea.

:-)

2007-04-28 09:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 3 0

What part do you not understand?

There is science and there is revelation. Understanding our observations comes through science and understanding about revelation comes through belief.

There is neither at the bottom of the ocean. And in your unbelief.

2007-04-28 09:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by J. 7 · 0 2

Ever see the great cartoon, WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST?

I have a feeling you'll love it. I found a place hosting it below.

2007-04-28 10:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 2 0

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