Say you where on a girls night out with a few of your closest friends. Your enjoying the night dancing and having a few drinks. Various times during the evening a group of two annoying guy keeps hitting on you on your gal pals. One of your friends hands you a remote control that can cut the guys down to size. Literally it can shrink him to around an inch tall. Would you us the remote and how would you deal with the annoying pest?
I'm just looking for some clever, funny answers.
2007-04-28 08:57:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
maybe use the remote control on one of the guys and shrink him down and then step on him and squash him and tell his pal unless he wants the same fate to leave you alone.
or if you really want the guys to leave you alone tell them you all are lesbos and dont like guys that may work as well
2007-04-28 09:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by marines_sweetie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to live in Spain and lots of the guys are into the blonde girls, therefore my friend and I got hitted on a lot mostly by annoying freaks. We decided to take the piss and each time one would come up to us we would just start laughing in a really annyoing and dumb way. That meant we had lots of fun and soon got a reputation for being mental! so two in one.
have fun
oh and pulling faces helps, too
2007-04-28 16:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Veroniquite 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I was out with some girl friends, one of which was Italian... and the rest of us knew how to speak Italian. When the guys approached us, we pretended not to understand a word they were saying and started chatting in Italian. They hung around for a couple of minutes, but after our dead stares that we didn't get what they were saying, they just left.... The fun part is later they heard us speaking our native language, so they got the message.
2007-04-28 16:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by mnela2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the one inch guy off the floor. Find a guy wearing tight pants. Start dancing with the guy and flirt with him a little. Then grab the front of his pants and drop the annoying guy down in. Optionally, then you can start grinding with the tight pants guy until the annoying guy is completely pulverized or has suffocated.
2007-04-28 16:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by phe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt use the remote. I'd think it would be funny if he kept ruining girlsnight out. most likely we'd tease the guy to the pointe he'll get blue balls with out any action.
2007-04-28 16:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by Nicolette R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of entering the twilight zone with shrinking gadgets,
in the real world you ask a nearby guy who isnt bugging you to ask the guys to leave. anyway, that's what real gentlemen should do if they see women being pestered.
2007-04-28 16:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would shrink them down to size and step on them and squish them like a bug.
2007-04-28 16:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found If I actually go up and face these people they back down. They're basically chicken shits at heart.
2007-04-28 16:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋