why do women prefer making love with men that have been circumcised ? because they cant resist ANYTHING with 10 per cent off !!
2007-04-28 08:44:58 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks to everyone who enjoyed my joke . thought it deserved more stars tho lol
2007-05-03 23:16:26 · update #1
Here is another one for you.
After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?", "Well," says the man, frowning. "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
2007-05-05 02:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny! I added that to my sick joke file! here is a sick joke for you.
A man walks into a bar and says "Give me a drink!" The bartender recognizes him as a man who never pays for the drinks he orders so he says to the man, "NO. I'm not giving you any more drinks because you don't pay!"
The man says, "I SAID GIVE ME A DRINK!" The bartender says "NO! I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANYMORE DRINKS!"
So the man says, "If you don't give me a drink right now I'll pick up this spittoon and drink the spit to gross out your customers and they'll all leave!" The bartender was sure he was bluffing so he said, "Go ahead. I don't care. Drink it if you want to."
The bartenders eyes get huge as the man picks up the spittoon and starts to drink the contents. The bartender starts grossing out and says "OK OK. Stop! I'll give you a drink!" But the guy just keeps on drinking the spit. By now the bartender is crying "STOP! STOP!" But the guy just keeps on drinking until he finishes the whole spittoon.
The bartender looks at him and says "Why didn't you stop?" The guy wipes his mouth with his sleeve and says, “I couldn’t. It was all in one strand.”
2007-04-28 08:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by bad_ass_neko_girl 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 and 2 and 5 and 10 are awesome
2016-05-21 00:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only for verity test. Every one is fond of verities there fore we wear, eat, or do different types of work as we relish. Therefore one may prefer some thing new from routine. Do you get the point.Preparation is the same . some time spacey some time more spice.
2007-05-03 23:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! No offense at all! 10!
2007-04-28 09:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That;s great!!
Can I just say very considerate of you to put on the warning (so to speak!)
Loved it! Have a star!
2007-04-28 08:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-05-04 12:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by shirls4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as I'll have to tell the Mrs this one.
2007-04-28 17:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha we all love a good bargain
2007-05-06 03:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny....thanks for making me laugh....after the terrible day i've had it felt good to giggle.
hey do u have any more jokes to share with us?.
2007-05-03 09:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋