A man enters his favourite fancy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table. She looks at the man, then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read: "Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off my dick. Just send the wine back."
2007-04-28 07:33:26 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my life!
That was brilliant!
Don't know if I'll ever stop laughing!
I'll laugh each and every time I'll think of that joke!!!
10/10 + a star
Thanks!
2007-04-28 11:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-04-28 09:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one Cowboy.!!!
10/10 ha ha.
Still Laughing.!!!
2007-04-28 08:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Similar to another joke where the waiter said aren't you worried about the mad cow and he said no let her order her own meal lmao :)
2016-05-20 23:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by caterina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats a good one. 8/10.
2007-04-28 07:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Ha ha. Em Where did you say he lived.?
2007-04-28 07:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by angela f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-04-28 07:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dame thats funny. Im 11 btw :D
2007-04-28 07:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard it before and its still funny
2007-04-28 07:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by janamarie87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somebody's been following me!
2007-04-28 08:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Shunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋