Sunday's sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." Toward the end of the service the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time except one small, elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said, "I outlived the bitches."
2007-04-28 07:24:47 · 8 answers · asked by OnTheProwl007 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhahahahahahaha lol
2007-04-28 07:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by k a t r i n a;; 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha!! ...........and Honest, too! LOL.
Great Joke! LOL. Kudos! 10*.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-04-30 22:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 09:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so me when i am 98!!!! woot woot!!! i do out live all those other bitches
2007-04-28 07:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good, Star for you!
2007-04-28 07:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i love it!
2007-04-28 07:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..good one!!!
2007-04-28 07:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by [[♥]]Just Curious[[♥]] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-05-01 14:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋