The man replied "You can have my horse if you can make the horse laugh." The man goes out and brings the horse back in laughing. The other man astonished then says " Okay if you can make the horse cry, I'll give you the horse." He then brings it out and back in with the horse crying. The man giving the horse asks" How in the world did you do that???!!!". The other man replied," First I told him that my d*ck was bigger than his to make him laugh. Then I showed my d*ck to prove that it was true to make him cry.
2007-04-28 05:11:03 · 9 answers · asked by knd_ninja 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-28 05:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tikbalang Main article: Tikbalang A Tikbalang. A Tikbalang. Tikbalang or tigbalang (demon horse) is a half-man and half-horse creature. It has a horse's head, the body of a human but with the feet of the horse. It travels at night to rape female mortals. The raped women will then give birth to more tikbalang. They are also believed to cause travelers to lose their way particularly in mountainous or forest areas.[1] Tikbalangs are very playful with people, and they usually make a person imagine things that aren't real. Sometimes a Tikbalang will drive a person crazy. Legends say that when rain falls while the sun is shining, a pair of Tikbalangs are being wed. Since horses only arrived in the Philippine archipelago during the Spanish invasion (thus, the borrowed term 'kabayo'), there is a theory that the image of a half-horse, half-man creature was propagated by the conquistadors to keep the natives afraid of the night. There are stories claiming that the Tikbalang are actually half-bird, half-man creatures, much like the Japanese tengu.
2016-05-20 23:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by tana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crude and gross at was the most ugghh joke I have ever heard. That's makes it so funny CSL (can't stop laughing) keep em up
2007-04-28 05:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tophat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats a good joke
2007-04-28 05:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by nbaballers2123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 13:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
d*ck? what is this?
so i still don't know how he make the horse crying and laughing....tell me anyone plz.....
2007-04-28 05:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-05-01 20:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. HAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-04-28 05:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by watzever 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha;niceeeee.
2007-04-28 05:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by cheerstar114 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋