simple..... none because there all in hell.....
2007-04-28 05:11:01 · 23 answers · asked by Stoffi B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that "BONSAY BOBBY" fella.... u make me laugh.... lol.... are athiests stupid.....well i dont kno you tell me..... i can spend eternity in paradise or torment....which 1 will i chose, how about torment.....and u want to say there not stupid......hahahahahahaha thanks i needed a laugh
2007-04-28 06:00:26 · update #1
that doesnt make any sense
maybe '1 at a time... til they see the Light'?
2007-04-28 05:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I STILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY to reply to this HILARIOUS question. Obviously the question itself was already answered CORRECTLY. It takes one Atheist to change the lightbulb, and one to laugh at your stupid-a** question. Thank "god" I had the opportunity to get that out of my system. I can't believe that the THINKING INDIVIDUALS OF THE WORLD HADN'T ALREADY FILLED UP ALL THE AVAILABLE SPOTS. Well, I'll call it luck. Sort of like the luck I encountered being born human, ok, with a decent working body, with the ability to think for myself, in an "ok" country (USA) (ok for now, anyway), with the opportunity to provide for myself after my parents were too old to do it for me. Thank "god" for those things. Or should I thank Darwin? Now there's the real question. (john, in rock island, illinois)
2007-04-29 06:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by nowheretogofromhere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many christians does it take to correctly spell the word atheist?
A:Slightly less than the amount of monkeys it would take to correctly spell the same word with a crayon on construction paper.
2007-04-28 12:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Enslavementalitheist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That must explain why all of us are suddenly noticing this "Global Warming" thing ... we've been shifted into an alternate plane of hell and that's why we only think the world is warming up. It all makes sense to me now.
By the way, I must say that the internet connection in hell is just FABULOUS. I must really remember to give my regards to satan for that one.
2007-04-28 12:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheists, generally speaking, are not stupid,many are very intelligent....after completing the task how many would see the light?...their collective problem is not one of crainial capacity but rather spiritual blindness.
2007-04-28 12:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many believers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None....they all sit around in the dark waiting for God to change it.
2007-04-28 12:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to laugh at your pathetic attempt at a joke.
2007-04-28 12:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Marie 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said: You will be hated for my names sake. Just call me Happy in Hell. Hahahahahahahaha - Ha.
2007-04-28 12:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many christians does it take to spell atheist correctly?
2007-04-28 12:21:03 · answer #9 · answered by The Orca God 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stoffi, if you're a theist/deist, may I suggest that you make sure of YOUR lightbulb-changing ability?
God bless you!
2007-04-28 12:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Most amusing.
Are we to assume that Christians don't use light-bulbs because they are not mentioned in the Bible?
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2007-04-28 12:26:33 · answer #11 · answered by abetterfate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋