"Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to my part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out."
He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.
The wedding day arrived, the bride and groom are exchanging their vows. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom is shocked, gulps, looks around, and says in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer!"
2007-04-28 04:38:01 · 16 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. Is that why weddings are so expensive?
2007-04-28 04:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though I saw it coming a mile off, I couldn't stop myself from laughing! Well done.
2007-04-28 13:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! lol! 8/10!
2007-04-28 20:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it funny, but my husband found it hilarious!
10/10 + a star
LOL
2007-04-28 19:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, but not the greatest either. Kinda saw it coming
2007-04-28 11:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Damon S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Guess she really knew the man she was marrying inside out.
Brilliant!
:-)))
2007-04-28 11:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope my priest takes bribes!
2007-04-28 12:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Miki D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-04-28 12:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! That was sweet!
2007-04-28 11:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats rite, i paid him$ 99,999 to get that fu*kin guy to promise!
2007-04-28 11:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋