BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines
2007-04-28 04:36:29 · 5 answers · asked by la sombra.. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tnks for the * ....and have a fun day....!!!
2007-04-28 04:38:55 · update #1
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-28 04:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the raisin one. That's a good one.
2007-04-28 11:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Post! LOL.
I enjoyed reading this. Thanks.
Have a great day!
2007-05-01 05:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kant argue with that!!!!!!!!!! hav a star !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS - u look attraktive in the pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< NOT a joke>
2007-04-28 11:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, a good laugh.
2007-04-28 11:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Highly Favoured 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋