A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddie. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
have frozen glasses... "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that he was getting chills just holding it.
2007-04-28 04:30:10 · 10 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, sushi, and little quiches."But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words, and all that ...." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHI*! SIT YOUR @SS DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED @SS ISN'T GOING TO D*MNED BAR! THAT CRAP IS OVER, GOT IT, DIPSHI*?" And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
2007-04-28 04:30:27 · update #1
That's what happens, you give them everything they want and they still act stupid, until you cuss them out and treat them like sh*t, then all is well. HILARIOUS
2007-04-28 05:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ramy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 13:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of my favorites! Yum - beer and snacks!
2007-04-28 04:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it more and more....never tire of hearing that....10/10!!!!
2007-04-28 04:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!!!!!!
2007-04-28 04:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-04-28 04:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by alanna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-04-28 05:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya its good but lots of people have posted it here before
2007-04-28 04:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great joke....haven't heard it before and you get my star. Thanks and keep 'em coming.
2007-04-28 17:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, luv it ... . .... ..
2007-04-28 04:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by melark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋