A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Please give a star if u liked jokes.
2007-04-27 21:58:14 · 24 answers · asked by katty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All jokes are average.
The elder sister can be called mausee and younger as maasee
Add in your question one Sardar went a shop to buy a Philips Radio. He asked the shopkeeper to show him a Philips Radio. After the radio was inspected, Sardar said o k but when he tuned on the radio it started "this is all India radio". Sardar threw the radio and started shouting at the shopkeeper that I asked for Philips Radio and you are giving me All India Radio.
2007-04-27 22:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by ssunderagarwal 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Add to NO1
The judge said no I would not adjourn the proceeding s because there is direction to dispose of cases as early as possible and at any cost.Therefor give me ane child just now and I will give you divorce just now. To which caste judge belongs?
2007-04-28 18:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one (Tiruanantpuram and Goa) was th best... an intelligent Sardar after a lot of time. OK, semi-intelligent, if you please. I'll give 12/12 for that joke.
For others... well... 10/12 is OK.
(Now, don't ask whether it is 12AM or 12PM)
2007-04-28 00:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really loved the first and the last...
and those in between. You deserve a star Honey!
2007-04-28 00:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them r very gud. u get a star. and 10 on 10
2007-04-27 23:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by coolpb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second is the good joke, 2*, 5*,3,1* & 4
2007-04-27 22:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by KOMMALAPATI T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked the first one =)
2007-04-27 22:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
best joke was the first oneeeeee .....u really have a good sense of humour
2007-04-28 06:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by pope45918 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ist one
2007-04-28 01:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb !!!
Ha Ha Haaaa ...................
The first and the last were great !!!
Here goes a star for U !!
Best Of Luck :B
2007-04-27 22:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋