2007-04-27 18:38:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
who would win in a brawl?
2007-04-27 18:43:50 · update #1
Does it really matter? The whole point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that ALL of them are made up. If you're a true Pastafarian... I mean Atheist, of course.
So now R&S is going to turn into the Zoology section with people wanting to know what would win in a fight between two things that will never come across each other to get into a fight..... Great.....
Edited to add....
Just to clear things up, Deities are not myths, the stories involving Deities are myths. Basically a myth is any story explaining how and or why the world is the way it is. Zeus is a facet of a certain mythological set... as is Jesus, as is Odin, as is Thor, as are any other names we give to the Divine. Get your definitions straight before using words.
2007-04-27 18:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by gimmenamenow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, Jesus is a pacifist, and Zeus would be too happy at the possibility by being touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage, so I'm going with the FSM on this one.
2007-04-27 22:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
INFIDEL, you spelled ZEUS wrong. Zeus hands down. While there is a lot more empirical evidence for the Spaghetti Monster, the newcomer isn't anywhere as monstrous as Zeus. He's a kick butt kind of guy and has lots of cool weapons. Jesus doesn't stand a chance by himself but if he cheats by inviting hat ghost thing to pile on, then Zeus and SM might be scared away.
In a fair fight, Zeus ten to one.
2007-04-27 18:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Jesus is all about peace, he wouldn't know how to fight, plus that would be sinning and Jesus doesn't sin.
The flying spagetti monster, could get all in Zeus' face and then fly away.
The real winner would be Zeus, and Zeus alone. For starters there is the whole lightning bolt up your bum. Then there is his brute strength and cunning - this is the man who killed his tian father Cronos. My money is on Zeus.
2007-04-27 19:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. hands down and Jesus isnt the brawling type but Jesus would still win and besides zeus is a myth.
2007-04-27 19:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Slacker23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 00:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In what type of contest?
Zeus would win in a sexual prowess contest. Jesus would win at an endurance contest. The FSM would win the longest appendage contest.
2007-04-27 18:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think it's just down to the flying spaghetti monster would win, since he's the most believable.
2007-04-27 18:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Aggrivated Random 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great question. But, I'd say Jesus appears to be winning...
2007-04-27 18:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by BigPappa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would all have tea from Russell's teapot and all agree that they exist just as much as each other.
2007-04-27 18:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋