I think you should fear the flying spaghetti monster and his noodley powers.
If you do not follow him you will be thrown into the hot pit of tomato sauce and the garlic bread demons will throw meatballs at you for all eternity!
2007-04-27 18:03:59 · 17 answers · asked by Sheriff of R&S 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh yes medusa I forgot..
RAmen.
YES...I am bored to whoever wrote that! :(
2007-04-27 18:09:21 · update #1
Is it true that the flying spaghetti monsters son (the ravioli) died on a fork for our sins? Was he truly reborn after being eaten? Did he come back as what I'm thinking he would have to?
2007-04-28 02:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Miss heather!
How's the boyfriend doing?
I can see from your other post that you are sad and angry with your life. Instead of getting on here and trying so desperately to criticize everyone and their beliefs! Why don't you spend the quality time you have looking into drug rehab centers for your man before he overdoses and leaves you behind. It's really sad that you would rather spend so much of it trying to bring others down with you.
Your heart burns with evilness christian or not and having this kind of hate in you will only leave you old and lonely!
Everyone of the good christian people who run across your hateful ways are praying for you.
If you keep living the way you are with all of your hate, you are going to suffer even more. You don't have to believe me, just look around the space you are in now.
You are already in hell sister, you are just living it on earth.
2007-04-28 22:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by safetyusa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians are not asking non-believers to fear their God, they are encouraging them to learn from the Bible and come to a knowledge of God. Most people are aware of the Bible, the oldest most preserved writings in existence and have the opportunity to read and study it, then they can make a decision for themselves if it is truly from our Creator. Christians are convinced it is.
Having a fear of God is to fear to displease him because we love him. Just as an earthly father who loves his children and has cared for them, in turn his children will also out of love, respect him and try not to disappoint him.
As a final comment, God's word the Bible tells us that there is no man that has not sinned. So by no means do Christians think they are perfect and not in need of forgiveness. It is how we strive to be pleasing to God that enables us to gain his love.
BTW, are you alluding to 'Hell fire torment' in your last comment. Well this Christian doesn't believe such a place exists. That teaching in my understanding is not from the God of the Bible.
Love and Peace.
2007-04-28 08:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Marina 1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heather, did you know the earth is the exact perfect distance away from the sun that we don't get scorched and burned, and as well we don't get frozen! God has names for all the stars. The Universe is a series of mathematical equations because He made it!!! He made YOU! He loves you and every day YOUR angels hope and hope that you will turn your heart toward Him. When you are alone and quiet don't you feel His presence? He speaks in a still small voice.
2007-04-27 18:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by winkcat 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Dear Heather,
First of all, I think you're misunderstanding the Biblical term, "fear". It is not used in the sense of being afraid, or in terror of. It means, to be "awestruck" a sense of awe and reverence.
God is not asking you to be afraid of Him. But to show reverence for Him, for who He is.
Apparently you do not believe in God. And that is your right. And I think if someone posted something on here disrespecting your views, you would find that offensive. Don't you think that your post does the same thing to those who believe in God?
If you choose to abstain from belief, then feel free to do so. But no one is harming you whatsoever by their beliefs in God. So how about being a bit more respectful, ok?
2007-04-27 18:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by C J 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Fear in the Hebrew and Greek also mean reverence.
Only God's enemies should fear Him.
Watchout for the meatballs.
2007-04-27 18:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Bored huh?
2007-04-27 18:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your insight and intelligence is amazing. How did you ever come up with something so dramatic? Have you been watching the food network?
2007-04-27 18:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by Poohcat1 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Cute. Yes, I believe we should all fear Him, but by fear, it means RESPECT. God did not give us a Spirit of fear, as far as terror....
2007-04-27 18:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You need to understand what the word "fear" refers to in the bible, then maybe you'll find your answer.
2007-04-27 18:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋