What a bunch of rookies!
I went to a drive-in movie with a seemingly very nice man and his son. Ten minutes into the 1st movie, Daddy dearest pulls out a pint of Jack Black and starts guzzling. Ten minutes into the 2nd feature, he's groping and crawling all over me--with his kid in the back seat. I subtly elbow him in the gut and he starts swearing like a sailor, sticks his head out the window and vomits all over the side of my car.
The kid, obviously humiliated, bails out the back window and disappears. Takes me 20 minutes to find him, then I spend the next hour counseling him on how grownups sometimes do dumb things, he's not responsible for his dad's behavior, etc.
I take them home but Dad's passed out dead drunk and the kid and I can't get him out of the car, so I have to call the cops to give me a hand.
I haven't been on a blind date since.
2007-04-28 22:28:23
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answer #1
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answered by Alice K 7
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This happened last night actually. It was something kind of fun and different than what I usually do with my boy. He got home last night and he started drawing on me with a pen then I said that I should be able to draw something on him. After I finished my "master piece" I asked,"What now?"
He replied, "Do you have an markers?"
I ran and got some and asked." What are these for?"
"Do you want to color my tattoo?" was his reply.
He has a beautiful set of black and grey wings tattooed on his back. So for the next little while I colored his wings with markers. it was pretty cool looking when I was done.
2007-04-27 23:42:18
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answered by lizko2 3
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Well this was really embarassing
but i flipped a whole table over and food went every where
crappy a*s wal bangers lol
ok this is what happened
i was trying to get up to go get a refill
and i kind of pushed down too hard on the table when i got up
and the table fell over to one side and my drink spilled on someone elses table all over their hamurger
and my date.. my ex boyfreind..would never let me down for that lol
he joked about it everyday
it was sooo embarassing
2007-04-27 23:41:11
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answered by Andrea B 2
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first date. First i went to her house. Picked her up. Drove to movies. while i was driving it was werid as heck cause It was quiet. We both didn't had anything to say. we did turn the radio on. At the movies. we picked a movie. watch the movie after the movie. Other car silent. than the dinner. Worst silent EVER. Waiting for the food. It was werid cause she didn't say a word. and when she did it would stop like 5 seconds later. Than drove to her house. Kissed her. IT was werid cause that was sucky date. Than we didn't say good night or see you later or anything. She just left and i left. IT was werid as hel#.
2007-04-27 23:43:18
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answered by Anonymous
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We were at a real small sushi bar and there was this couple sitting next to us. We just sat down and I was drinking my beer when the guy next to us got up and went to the bathroom. His date was almost ready to pass out. We noticed it but just continued talking. Then out of the blue she let out this huge burp and ripped a giant fart. We were speechless and could only smile - did not want to offend her or piss off her boyfriend. That was that.
2007-04-27 23:43:08
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answered by lawofconstantcomposition 2
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Me and my bf were just hanging out and we found this can of whipped cream.....we started putting it on each others faces and licking it off and then ended up making out cause one of us got the bright idea of sticking it on the others lips ^ ^ It was cute, sugary, and hot. So much fun with an inocent can of whipped cream <3
2007-04-27 23:42:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I DO!!!
me and my boyfriend were sitting in the theater watching the movie when he tried to put his arm around me and he punched me in the face! lmao!... we dont do that anymore.. we just hold hands LMAO!! wow i laugh just thinking about it!
2007-04-27 23:40:13
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answered by kitty 2
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hit her in the face with a bat on accident :(
2007-04-27 23:40:16
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answered by gazz 2
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oh, please im too ugly to get a girl.
2007-04-27 23:38:51
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answered by ghitna k 1
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