Alright, now is your time to be hilarious how about one similar to these....
********two peanuts wwnt walking, and one was a-salted
********how do you mjake a tissue dance?..... blow a little boogie in it!!!!
********what do you call cheese that doesnt belong to you?... nacho cheese!!!
******** knock
********why didnt the teddy bear stay for dessert?... because he was stuffed!!!
********knock-knock!
-who's there?
interrupting cow!
-interrupti---------MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
haha i cant wait to hear all of your hilarious and creatively witty answers i will be ready to laugh feel free to give me more than one. I could use a good laugh right around now!!!!
2007-04-27 15:45:04 · 17 answers · asked by jordannnnn861 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock
whos there?
joe fr-moooooooooo!
why did the bully girl give the teacher a wedgie?
because he couldnt pass up the opportunity of such big underpants
2007-04-27 15:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy who rocked around the clock?
He fell off the mantlepiece.
Did you hear about the guy who was ironing his shirt?
He burned his neck.
Did you hear that farmer Joe won the nobel prize in agriculture?
Yeah, for being outstanding in his field.
2007-04-27 16:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you tell which is Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
2007-04-27 15:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the smallest room in the world? mushroom
whats red and black and white all over?ladybug in a snowstorm
why couldn't the bicycle stand up? it was 2 tired.
2007-04-27 15:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a horse who only rides at night?
A Night Mare
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Geesh, You don't have to cry about it!
2007-04-27 15:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by It's Just My Opinion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little old lady at the ATM asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I shoved her.
2007-04-27 15:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The mother superior called all her nuns together for an announcement, "I called you all together, to tell you there's a case of Gonorrhea in the church". One young nun spoke up, "OH! Thank God! I was getting sick of Chardonnay!"
2007-04-27 15:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why was Tigger's head in the toilet? he was looking for Pooh
why couldn't the 13 yr. old Pirate go to the movies? it was rated arrrrggghhh
2007-04-27 15:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
2007-04-27 15:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
2007-04-27 15:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by zerocool8122 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋