what is the best quote you have ever heard?

Question

and the quote doesnt have to be old and wise it can be fun or funny.

Answer 1

"Sometimes it is best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt".

Answer 2

you reap what you sow

you have two ears and one mouth, that is why you should listen more than you talk

early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap

light is faster than sound and that is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak

he who laughs last thinks slowest

be kind to bacteria, its the only culture some people have

if you think nobody cares try missing a few payments

Answer 3

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus

In the depths of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
Albert Camus

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Edgar Watson Howe

Tempus perditum non rediit.
(Lost time never returns)
Unknown

Answer 4

My favs are.......

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense - Steve Landesberg

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted - Groucho Marx

It is better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Ben Franklin

and my ab fav......

There are Two types of people:
Those who are forgetful.....- Anonymous

Answer 5

"His heart had been broken. And now all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible fact of human existance was that broken hearts mended."
Stephen King

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

-Antoine De Saint-Exupery

”Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone...just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.”
The Great Gatsby

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.”

-André Gide

Answer 6

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits." Einstein

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anyone." Anonymous

"True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpart in another." The Wedding Crashers

"Measure your life in love... no day but today." Jonathan Larson, RENT

Answer 7

"The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream."

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Answer 8

"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death." Auntie Mame, played by Rosallyn Russell said this in the movie Auntie Mame.

Answer 9

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well!

Goes against the grain of what most people think, but it's true. Sometimes just getting it done is good enough.

Answer 10

The best just came from a co-worker.

"the only thing I know about Nepal is what I learned watching seven years in Tibet"

Answer 11

i would rather be hated for what i am than loved for what im not

And

Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out


best ones i've ever heard