Bill and jack were in the pub having a few drinks and Bill said that as it was 10.30 he would have to go home.Jack tried to persuade him to stay.
Bill." I can't the wife goes ape-sh1t if I'm late home."
Jack" Why don't you do what I do, never fails."
Bill "What's that?"
Jack "Well, when you get home, she'll be in bed, sulking, right?
Take off your shoes, tiptoe up the stairs,don't put the light on,
slide under the bedsheets, sidle up between her legs and give her a nice long muff dive. She will be so ecstatic she will forget she was angry at you...works for me."
Bill decided to stay for a few more pints and try Jack's idea.
Later on he entered the house , quietly, tip-toed up the stairsand gave his wife a long slow session of cunnilingus.When he'd finished he slipped out of the bed and tip-toed to the bathroom to wash his face.
when he arrived he saw his wife sitting on the toilet.
He shouted...Whhaaat? er Hhhow the hell??
His wife said "Shhhhhh.you'll wake your mother.!
2007-04-27 10:38:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my goodness that was so funny! I'm telling a friend...definitely. His own mother...
2007-04-27 10:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brush teeth in the shower and shave only 2 times a week
2016-04-01 10:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practically the same joke was on last night.
And been on loads of times before.
And is very old.
And it's not funny any more...
2007-04-27 13:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eeeek!
Having said that I would probably forgive him, lol
2007-04-27 10:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sooooo gross buts it good i wish i could give u star but ive reached my limit for the day!
2007-04-27 10:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww! Nasty but funny!
2007-04-27 11:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAGH!! Hahahaha!!!!! SICK!! 10/10..
2007-04-27 20:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God but that's so bad it's absolutely brilliant , thanks for a much needed laugh.
2007-04-27 12:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, at least he can say he was drunk!
2007-04-27 10:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is nasty
pmsl
2007-04-27 11:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋