A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,
he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the
bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind,"
he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and
there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
2007-04-27 10:26:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! wow lol that was good :D
2007-04-28 18:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I like nice clean jokes. Keep them coming. Nice to see you will a sense of humor. Love ya,and God Bless
2007-04-27 19:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
has to be funny whe i clicked you had 4 stars and only two answers
2007-04-27 17:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by goodins2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So corney, but I have to admit I chuckled!!
2007-04-27 17:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a really good one!
2007-04-29 20:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a star to you. I thought it was cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-27 17:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by jan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!
2007-04-27 19:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-04-27 20:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Vivek O 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋