all die and go to heaven where they are met at the gates by st.peter
"my friends" said st.peter" you are all welcome but must first be cleansed before entering into heaven!"
the first nun approaches and st.peter asked" have you touched a mans part?"
"yes" repleid the nun "but only with a finger"
"wash this finger in the holy water and enter" was st.peter`s answer
the next nun is asked the same question and she replied
" i held it in my hand"
"wash it in holy water and enter" st.peter says
all of a sudden a commotion from the end of the cue of nuns and st.peter shouted"now now ladies, whats the problem?"
a nun stepped forward and said " if sister mary is going to wash her behind can i gargle first?"
2007-04-27 09:32:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i`d love a star if you like it
2007-04-27 09:37:37 · update #1
very good - more like that please
2007-04-27 09:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what kind of meat does a catholic priest eat on Fridays? NUN
2007-04-27 09:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before but still funny nunny 10/10
2007-04-27 09:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Funny! Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-04-27 09:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 03:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star for that one,i love it !!!!
2007-04-27 09:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by trish b 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i got a violation for this joke last week, wonder who did that?
2007-04-27 12:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by janemull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I will give you one. A joke to remember.
2007-04-27 09:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by crafty.crafter 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was funny. bad bad nuns lol.
2007-04-27 09:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha thats tooo funny i give it ***** i think i now have a 6 pack from laughing
2007-04-27 09:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny 9.5/10
2007-04-27 11:08:07 · answer #11 · answered by seven69uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋