She just got 2 seashells one on the inside of each thigh,when you put you ears to them you can smell the ocean.
2007-04-27 09:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My girlfriend has a tattoo of a little devil on one thigh and a pitchfork on the other. When she spreads her legs, it looks like hell.
edit: Come on bugger, he said it's one for the GUYS.
2007-04-27 09:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day Adam tells God that he's bored and asks God to help him out. So God created Eve and not long after that Adam and Eve are boinkin so God decides to give them some privacy. Pretty soon Adam starts to smell something and says to Eve - "you better go wash yourself. you don't smell so good" so just after she gets in the water God comes down thinking they're probably done by now and he sees Eve in the water. "NOOO," he says, "now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!"
2007-04-27 10:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross and sexist but kinda funny. 7/10! Ewww!
2007-04-27 10:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hilarious!
2007-04-27 09:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by The Aabenator 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is nasty lol. Perhaps you should give her a book on personal hygiene. LMAO
2007-04-27 09:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PPPHHHHHHHHHH
Spit out the coffee it was a good one.
2007-04-27 09:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Alf W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...tell her she needs to scrub-a-dub-dub every once in a while
2007-04-27 09:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by thasexxyone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, get a new girlfriend, that **** shouldn't be stankin like that.
2007-04-27 09:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's disgusting
2007-04-27 09:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-27 10:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋