A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.
The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.
A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!".
The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him.
I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the a*s"!
2007-04-27 09:29:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ms H.,
Funny stuff! I needed that this afternoon. Thanks!
2007-04-27 09:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Pete W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rangers ends quiet?! have you ever even been to both ends? And it for sure relies upon on what team you help! And by some skill i don't think of the Celtic end will be singing and dancing! not for lengthy besides!
2016-12-04 23:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof Woof. Great one, thanks.9/10.
2007-04-28 07:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one honey worth a star 10/10
2007-04-27 09:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as F*** !0/10.
2007-04-28 17:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-27 09:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny Honey ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-04-27 09:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Golden oldie that is still funny.
2007-04-27 09:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one.
2007-04-27 09:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v funny
2007-04-27 09:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do u hav any funny jokes? !! xx
2007-04-27 09:33:24 · answer #11 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋