the priest asks the woman to confess and be cleansed
"oh father, forgive me i have sinned! last night my boyfriend made love to me six times!"
The priest sat in silence preparing his answer and said to the woman " my child, take the juice of six lemons squeezed into a class and drink it all"
"will this cleanse my soul and will i be forgiven?" the woman asked
"no!" replied the priest
"but it will wipe the smile off your face!"
2007-04-27 09:22:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if it makes you smile can i have a star?
2007-04-27 09:38:29 · update #1
and the giddyup in her step too?
Good one!
2007-04-27 09:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Alf W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one worth full marks 10/10
2007-04-27 09:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Very funny! You get a star!
2007-04-27 15:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-27 09:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i gave you a star.
2007-04-27 22:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by JennyPenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHa
2007-04-27 09:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the best joke ever
2007-04-29 21:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once more brilliant.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing.!!!
2007-04-27 09:38:37 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-27 10:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so-so. lol
2007-04-27 09:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by cowmoomoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋