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Two women meet at the gates of heaven
1st woman:howd you die?
2nd woman:froze to death, you?
1st woman:Heart attack, I thought my husband was having an affair so I ran all around the house looking for the woman and when Ii couldnt find her I was so worn out I had a heart attack and died.

2nd woman: You should have checked the freezer then we'd both still be alive.

2007-04-27 09:17:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

lol veeeeerrrrrryyyyy funny!!!!!!

lol

2007-04-27 09:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by ~*hollister*~ 2 · 0 0

Ancient joke badly told. There was a third person killed who got hit by the frieezer thrown off the balcony by the husband who saw someone running below - it was a jogger.

2007-04-27 16:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Nah...sorry.

Tired of seeing that joke on here - it's been posted at least 5 times recently...albeit slightly different versions sometimes.

It's funny if you haven't heard it, of course...:o)

2007-04-27 16:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0 0

Funny!!

2007-04-27 16:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by JLove 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-04-27 16:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

hahahhaa loool nice 1

2007-04-27 16:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Shervin Azita J 2 · 0 0

You would asphyxiate in a freezer sooner then you would die of hypothermia.

2007-04-27 16:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's messed up, but funny.

2007-04-27 16:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa C 2 · 0 0

That was so funny LOL.

2007-04-27 16:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0 0

lol! heard that one before but its still great!

2007-04-27 16:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by pippiedooda 2 · 0 0

lol that was funny

2007-04-27 16:29:54 · answer #11 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0 0

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