HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2007-04-27 09:05:05 · 11 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L.O.L I'll have 2 use those next time I go out with the girls. I can't wait to break a few hearts and hurt a few feelings :) Hahahaha 10/10 baby
2007-04-27 11:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-04-27 09:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! I couldn't help laughing and I was trying not to because I am at work. Oh well, it was worth it.
2007-04-27 09:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good lines. Glad I never heard any of those in my single days!!
2007-04-27 09:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha thats sooo funny i'll give it ***** think i now have a 6 pack from laughting
2007-04-27 09:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats so funny1 where'd you get it form?
2007-04-27 09:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Annie baby 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilarious
2007-04-27 09:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by cowmoomoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant very good
2007-04-27 09:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, star for u!
2007-04-27 16:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! very funny :)
2007-04-27 09:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by pippiedooda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋