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When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

2007-04-27 08:57:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Peacefully in my sleep, without pain.

2007-04-27 08:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I want to go out like Richard Pryor's daddy.

Quote:
"I'd like to die like my father died... My father died f**king. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time."

If I had a choice of getting hit by a bus or dying while making love, I know what line I'm gonna be in, That loooonnng Line!

2007-04-27 09:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1 0

hi, Im 13 too! i comprehend precisely what you're speaking approximately! i grew to become into like that for a minimum of 9 months and that i nonetheless have average emotions of unhappiness/melancholy, I nonetheless am very hyper and my ideas is continuously humming, and that i used to think of roughly how regretfull everybody may be if I died and how sorry human beings may be and that i think of i comprehend the respond on your issues and please don't get mad at me for asserting this...i think of you have upload or ADHD. I even have upload and whilst i grew to become into clinically determined the docter reported human beings (rather young those with a severe load of stress...even stupid, made up stress) have anxiaty which finally leads to unhappiness. the final thank you to handle that's bypass to a psycholigist or a docter and ask them approximately it. they can assist you you plenty!!! i'm now happy, my mom and that i've got a greater helpful courting, and my grades are so plenty greater helpful! i'm able to now confer with human beings approximately this because of fact i comprehend i'm not loopy and that i comprehend what's occurring. I desire you the better of success! i'm hoping I helped! -Julia =)

2016-10-30 11:05:40 · answer #3 · answered by bumber 4 · 0 0

Have the husband of a 20 year old beauty shoot me just after finishing wild hot s#x with her and her twin sister on my 99th birthday

2007-04-27 09:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Alf W 5 · 1 0

I want to die like a pirate.... walking the plank after an unsuccessful mutany or fighting a tiger ( I think I can take a tiger in a one on one fight)

2007-04-27 09:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by goz311 1 · 1 1

For every molecule of my body to spontaneously separate.

Or, if my body is intact, I want for my body to be cremated, and my ashes to be compressed and made into lead for pencils. Then, everyone I leave behind can have somthing to remember me by.

2007-04-27 09:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

way to go stealing an old jeff foxworthy joke

i want to die dramatically... something with lots of angst

2007-04-27 09:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Rat 7 · 0 0

not at all to begin with but its gotta happen so i wanna die in my sleep pain free.

2007-04-27 09:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I want to die fast and simple and not go through heartattacks, strokes, etc...

2007-04-27 09:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mercedes G 1 · 1 0

i dont care what age, where or how, whatever happens, no-matter how painful, i know my son will be loved and cared for.
i can be stabbed, shot,choked,strangled,de-capitated,poisened,radiated,crushed,cancerous,thru lukemia,on fire,drowned,by falling,heart attack,collesterol,buried,car crash,slow,painful,through a broken heart, it honestly doesnt bother me.

ps love the joke......hm...i hope it is a joke..oooooo.

2007-04-27 09:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by david k 4 · 1 1

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