i could not put it down
2007-04-27 08:01:53 · 25 answers · asked by Michael D 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey Sports Guy 786's i dont see any rateings on my Q but i do on your answer
2007-04-27 08:54:06 · update #1
Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.
Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.
"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."
2007-04-27 08:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's a book on the guy that invented glue? COOL! What did it say? His wife wouldn't sut up so he invented something that would make her? lol
2007-04-27 15:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i had a different problem reading Paula Radcliffe's autobiography i got half way through it and couldn't be bothered finishing it
2007-04-27 15:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by spaceman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to stick to reading.
2007-04-27 15:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is somewhat of a sticky subject.
2007-04-27 15:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bet u fell in love with the glue
joke!
2007-04-27 15:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by punns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, did you know that the guy that invented the toilet was called Thomas Crapper!
2007-04-27 15:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA....
I almost had a smart @ $ $ comment to your opening line....but then i chuckled instead.
2007-04-27 15:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2007-04-27 15:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you were glued to it.
2007-04-27 15:07:40 · answer #10 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋