Whenever I'm waiting on an elevator, I instinctively stand by the one that comes first. It's a gift.
You?
2007-04-27 08:01:23 · 21 answers · asked by Eleventy 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I control the weather
2007-04-27 09:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We don't wait on elevators, we wait 'for' elevators. If we're waiting 'on' an elevator, we're already ON the elevator. Get it?
Here's a list of my impressive special powers:
I will always eventually find a parking space.
When I find a thing that was lost, it's ALWAYS in the last place I looked.
I can tell when meat is spoiled just by smelling it.
I can tell a perfect chocolate chip cookie just by tasting it.
I can alternate my eyebrows up and down.
I can sense idiocy after listening to some talk for less than a minute, or reading a post that's less than 4 lines long.
There are a lot more, but I also have the ability to know when to stop typing. Sure, your power lets you avoid taking 2 unneccesary steps, but the typing thing saves me an almost equal amount of time.
2007-04-27 15:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always know when I have to pee or poo. Nobody else I've ever met knows this. It's a gift. Seriously I know a man who has the gift to lay hands on people and make them well. It's documented. A child with Leukemia in a Cincinnati hospital was miraculously free of cancer within 24 hours.
2007-04-27 15:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by luckyme 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I can read a page in a book once and memorize it. Or I can play an entire page of music once and then by heart after that.
But I cannot swim, drive stick, or shift gears on a mountain bike. Slightly humorous???
2007-04-27 15:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have the best parking karma in the world - period. I can always find a street spot in the City within a block of my destination. It even transfers to other other cars and other big cities.
It's a gift - I try not to abuse it.
2007-04-27 15:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by ModMan65 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God can give you gifts!1 and there is a variety of gifts like healing ! the gift of science (yeah science) and many many more Read Corinthians it's all in there and well explained!!
2007-04-27 15:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Not Of This World 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can separate proteins and tell what chemicals are in a cell.
I can irradiate stuff.
I can order chemicals from catalogs.
Well, they might not be magic, but most people can't.
2007-04-27 15:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If there are lights indicating what floor the elevator is on...
IT DOESN'T COUNT!
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2007-04-27 15:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have been know to make a woman's nipples hard just by looking at her chest. Quite a nice *gift* if you ask me.
2007-04-27 15:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Phillipians 4:13
Glory to God!
God loves you and so do I.
Sowing the seed.
2007-04-27 15:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by JV 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋