2007-04-27 07:42:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He can't...On account of ....He doesn't exist.
2007-04-27 07:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Afi 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Perhaps He is saving it for you - carry on the way you are going and that's what gonna happen. For us religious people, we have been cleaned by the Blood of the lamb, so God is pleased with us. Still not too late for you to join us - God loves you and you are the one He died on the cross for so don't you think it's time to stop fighting against Him, to stop putting up a brave front and face up to the truth that you need God on your life. It's time to drop the mask and come clean - reveal the real you (the one that's crying out for help) and get rid of the pretense of being tough. We can see through the wall you have built up and like the wall of Jericho, it will not stand against the power and love of God.
2007-04-27 14:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Seng Kim T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But he is doing that right now take a bible read Revelation chapter 17 and 18 you will see a great harlot tha represents all false religion and the bible said that they are going to be remover suddenly and now read CNN and check what is happening with Catholic Church, Evangelicals with gays pastor and supporting wars , muslims full of hate, and etc etc.
2007-04-27 07:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Are you joking, or does he need to use his pooper scooper on you to clean up your soul which is full of pride when it thinks it is superior to others who have a different mind-set to you.
Are you sure you are joking? Try a better joke!
2007-04-27 07:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Because he needs it for people that think like you first!
2007-04-27 08:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by josie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God leaves the dung heaps for the dung beetles to clean up.
2007-04-27 07:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Religious people are made not of the chunky kind, but of the juicy kind of feces, and not even God can clear the floor off theists.
God needs some hypercharged Pepto, or else he'll keep giving birth to idiots.....
2007-04-27 07:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
i feel sorry 4 u ...hope u find the right path sooon & watch ur mouth
2007-04-28 00:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by vbv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Julia, I love you
2007-04-27 09:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did! In the Garden of Eden he scooped up Adam and Eve and dumped them out. Then Adam and Eve begat and they begat, and they begat . .. . . and here we are!
2007-04-27 07:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Rick D 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow you really hate the idea of a God dont you.. and you also really hate "religious" people.. so much hate. easy. peace
2007-04-27 07:49:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋