Is that really a place you want to go?
2007-04-27 07:31:56 · 23 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Isn't that a name of a Polka??
2007-04-27 07:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by LJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Gospel According to FSM states that there is beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Personally i would rather go to a heaven that has a Pepsi factory.
2007-04-27 07:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yup there is no beer, no liquor, no drugs. You don't need any of that there since it is full of eternal joy. If your idea of heaven is beer then I am truly sad for you and all the rest here who really seem to have no values, morals or life.
2007-04-27 07:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sylvia G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't want to go to heaven, I'll drink my beer down here. There is no beer in hell either, we got some in once, but it evaporates to fast, even when you chug.
2007-04-27 07:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know there isn't any beer they got to have wine every body drank wine back in Jesus days. If there ain't no beer that fine i guess ill just drink wine
2007-04-27 07:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by bigbuck45216 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of things that are
NOT
in heaven.
In Hell, there is no beer, either.
BUT
in heaven, I will not be in Hell,
In heaven, I get to be visibally, for lack of better words, be with God the Father, and God the son,
in heaven, there will be no sorrow of any type,
in heaven, sin will
NOT
be there,
in heaven everything will be perfect; by whatever definition you use,
in heaven it will
ALWAYS
be day
in heaven there will be no devil and his demons.
NEED I GO ON?
2007-04-27 07:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a very old song, usually performed by Polka Bands in the midwest.
2007-04-27 07:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here.
2007-04-27 07:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told you that? I'll bet there is too and I'll bet that it has little ice crystals like when you put it in the cooler with salt and it gets all slushy. Nothing is a sin unto itself. All things in moderation.
2007-04-27 07:36:38 · answer #9 · answered by bess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you've never heard of St. Brigid.
http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/saintb03.htm
"I would like the angels of Heaven to be among us. I would like an abundance of peace. I would like full vessels of charity. I would like rich treasures of mercy. I would like cheerfulness to preside over all. I would like Jesus to be present. I would like the three Marys of illustrious renown to be with us. I would like the friends of Heaven to be gathered around us from all parts. I would like myself to be a rent payer to the Lord; that I should suffer distress, that he would bestow a good blessing upon me. I would like a great lake of beer for the King of Kings. I would like to be watching Heaven's family drinking it through all eternity."
Saint Brigid
2007-04-27 07:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your a Christian you shouldn't want that Satanic Brew called Beer.
2007-04-27 07:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋