What's the craziest thing that's happened to you...?

Question

while you were in a restaurant?
Anywhere in it... the dining hall, the kitchen, the rest room... anywhere
the most funny and witty answer gets 10 pts!

Answer 1

don't know if this if funny or witty, but i worked at a restaurant in houston shownesy i hate that place..anyway...i was the worst waitress ever... i don't know how to do that...i work in an office..but any way...so one day i'm serving this couple and the girl is acting all stupid with me, like i wanted dude or something...so i go to get their drinks, come back set hers down and there goes the other one straight into his lap...what was my immediate reaction...take my towel and wipe his crotch...

oh my goodness..i quit that stupid job right after that...

Answer 2

My kids and I were eating at a restaurant. We had a very good waitress - but her nose was VERY big (the biggest I've seen to this day)... my daughter was four years old, and about the 3rd time the waitress came by to check on us, my daughter asked the waitress, "Can you even SEE???" Thank God the waitress thought it was funny! I left a large tip and left as soon as possible.

Answer 3

Well I was dining with my B/F when I noticed this old codger around 60 plus ogling me, well my legs actually, I was wearing a mini skirt. To my B/F amusement I started flashing him by crossing and uncrossing my legs in a seductive manner and the old fart was lapping it up to the point that I was afraid that he might suffer a heart attack. When the waiter brought us our bill I gave the old bugger one of my best smiles and a brief wave to which he responded with a huge grin. This was witnessed by the waiter. “Kindly give our bill to my grand dad over there I instructed the waiter.” While waving at the man who waved back. My B/F and myself coolly walked out from there got into our car and drove off laughing our heads off.

Answer 4

I was handing out these newspapers at Thunder Over Louisville. I walked up behind this person who I assumed to be a woman. I said." excuse me mam, would you like a free paper?" When they turned around "they" were a man...with a fully grown beard and all. I was so embarrassed I just turned and walked away.

I have never handed out papers again.

Answer 5

Went to a fast food restaurant. Cashier was supposed to give me 16 cents change, but did NOT know how to do it. She turned to the manager and said, "How do I make 16 cents change?"

I thought the manager would fire her for sure, but he told her how. I was wishing she would have asked me or I was wondering how she got a job as a cashier (interview probably went like this:
Interviewer: Hi, What's your favorite color?
Cashier applicant: Umm, popcorn?
Interviewer: You are hired.

Answer 6

The Craziest thing that i did in a resturaunt was eat at Arby's

Answer 7

the craziest thing that has happened 2 me is my being born in this world.

Answer 8

WE ALL HAVE OUR BLONDE MOMENTS TOO...BUT MINE WOULD HAVE TO BE THIS: I WAS STRESSED ONE DAY AND I GRABBED A PAN TO FILL UP WITH WATER WHILE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM....SO I LEFT THE WATER ON KIND OF LOW TO MEDIUM RUNNING AND WHEN I CAME BACK IN THEIR...STUPID ME....I HAD GRABBED THE COLONDER INSTEAD....THATS MINE....CRAZY HUH....OH OH AND THEN ONE TIME i TRIED TO DO SUNNY SIDE UP EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE...AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE IF THEY WERE DONE...THE EGGS EXPLODED ALL ON MY FACE AND MAN IT WAS HOT TOO...BUT I WAS GLAD THAT NO ONE SAW ME CUZ I HAD EGG IN MY HAIR TOO....LOL I FELT SO ...BLONDE HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Answer 9

When i start to eat the food, it seems like everyone is looking at me - watching me

Answer 10

The day I married I was ignored by my g/fs.