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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.


One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.
All ofasudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the
young lady partedher legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman
started screaming 'Oh mygod, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!'.
The husband immediatelytook her to the local doctor and explained
the situation. The doctor thoughtfor a moment and said 'Hmm, tricky
situation.But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would
permit'. Thehusband being very concerned agreed that the doctor
could use whatevermethod to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said 'OK,what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the
top of my penis and insert itinto your wife's vagina.When I feel
the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shallwithdraw it
and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife'svagina.'the
husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said 'Yes,
yes,whatever, just get on with it.' So the doctor, after covering
the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's
vagina. Aftera few gentle strokes, the doctor said, 'I don't think
the bee has noticedthe honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper'.
So the doctor wentdeeper and deeper. After a while the doctor
began shafting the younglady very hard indeed.The young lady began
to quiver with excitement, she began to moan andgroan aloud, 'Oh
doctor, doctor!' she shouted. The doctor,concentrating very hard,
looked like he was enjoying himself, he thenput his hands on the
young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.The husband,
at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. 'Nowwait
a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!' he blasted.The
doctor, still concentrating, replied 'Change of plan, I'm gonnadrown
the bastard

2007-04-27 05:51:26 · 16 answers · asked by sxy_hrny247 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just made my day better, thanks!

2007-04-27 05:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by phanti 3 · 1 0

hahahaha good 1

2007-04-27 05:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by smalltd28 4 · 0 0

Oh wow! Dirty little doctor...that was hilarious!!! LOL

2007-04-27 06:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0 0

lol nice one!!!! however, i would hope no one would ever agree to letting a doctor do that!

2007-04-27 05:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0 0

so funny. omg i think i peed myself i laughed so hard

2007-04-27 05:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by kat 2 · 0 0

I printed this out. Really good.

2007-04-27 05:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0 1

Pretty Funny!! I hve to give that to my friends one day!!!!!!!!

2007-04-27 12:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Girls Rock Too! 3 · 0 0

damn...thats rough...but a good joke

2007-04-27 06:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by oklagrl81092 1 · 0 0

Good one!!!

DE

2007-04-27 18:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao

2007-04-27 05:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by gimmieswag 5 · 0 1

ha ha! That is so funny!

2007-04-27 05:56:24 · answer #11 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0 0

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