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I would advise that you give them the monopoly game immediately.

And slowly, so they don't notice, hide the "Twister" game in the back of your closet.

2007-04-27 05:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 2 0

Toss everyone out of the game except Alec Baldwin. He's the only good celebrity in the bunch.

Put Rosie O'Donnel in Monopoly jail. Give Cowell $200 and tell him to pass "go," but only if he asked nicely. Release Imus from jail and pay him a settlement for the media's slander. And take Alec Baldwin home!

2007-04-27 05:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0 0

WaAlaikumAsalaam my sisterr! on your question you stated the Shahada, "there is no god yet Allah, and Muhammad (pbuh) is His Messenger". So extremely you're a Muslim now. :P you're actually a Muslim, say "Alhamdulillah", yet interior the recommend time you could basically choose the way you desire to tell your mothers and dads...this is heavily so unusual, each and every revert i've got time-honored, they are mothers and dads are the two completely against Islam or they have some form of difficulty. yet there became one revert who grew to become a greater helpful man or woman, started respecting his mothers and dads, and the mothers and dads observed the great replace in him and that they have been so chuffed. different circumstances being that oldsters have truthfully grew to become Muslims after their infants. this is basically superb.. you elect in case you desire to tell your mothers and dads. undergo in recommendations you additionally can supply Dawah to them, an invitation to Islaam. Take care, salaam. :)

2016-12-16 17:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You cant play with them, Alec will mumble incoherently, Rosie will call YOU fat, Simon will tell you he's not impressed and Imus - well, anyway, we wont go there.

To top it off, they will steal your money any chance they get all the while fighting over who gets the plane.

2007-04-27 05:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You'd better play or else Alec Baldwin will call you a filthy pig

2007-04-27 05:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by DOC 3 · 1 0

Invite us over. This is going to be worth the price of admission. Especially if we can have Sanjaya at the Banker and Donald Trump as the Realtor!

2007-04-27 05:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by Penelope Smith 7 · 1 0

If you've got the only Monopoly board around, sell to the highest bidder.

2007-04-27 05:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0 0

Call richard Gere and pull out the twister game

2007-04-27 05:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Aria 3 · 0 0

Tell them to go away,and not to return until they have the courtesy to return with Al Sharpton. How much fun could you possibly have without him?

2007-04-27 05:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by STORMY 5 · 0 0

Let them play, but they have to use real money which you collect at the end of the game.
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2007-04-27 06:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0 0

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