A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS
2007-04-27 04:50:56 · 8 answers · asked by *Heather* 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Preschool
Heather, that was just awesome. That author sure understood the peculiarities of men and women in marriage...
I felt stupid laughing out loud in the house all by myself, but at least the cat looked up at me!
What's your source for this? Hope there are other similar ones...
2007-04-27 08:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Lydia 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I believe that white woman were always being compared to magazine covers and expected to look like that. It also comes from the home. If u ever notice the difference the way black woman raise there children than white women. A beating stops all the back talking. Black people never let their children yell at them. If they did it is a butt whopping for them. White kids if they stepped out of line it is no playstation 3 for a week. I mean a spanking is alot worse! But not to say all black woman have high self esteam! We are all human. I believe white women have no reason to starve or freak out if they are ten pounds heavier. Most of the time now when u open up a magazine a black woman is on the cover! Beyonce, ciara models trya banks I mean it could be problems from home and black woman handle it better than white woman!
2016-05-20 07:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by eva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a silent treatment battle with my wife, and after two week of not talking I finally broke, and she said "Oh, were we not talking to each other"
2007-04-27 05:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by heThatDoesNotWantToBeNamed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke... If my wife made me late for a business flight the next time we had sex from behind i would purposely insert it in the upper slot DRY!!
2007-04-27 05:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by bluemist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say this but your wrong . We pray that woman would shut there mouths even if its just for a day . You know its true that's all woman do is talk . That's all you see in here is woman saying there man doesn't talk or call or communicate .Stop dreaming girls .
2007-04-27 05:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by dad 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Silent treatment is no way to be. Very immature.
Cute story, though.
2007-04-27 05:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by rjrmpk 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sad but way too true of a situation!
2007-04-27 04:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I totally agree!
2007-04-27 04:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋