Make the right choice or the Awesome choice?
2007-04-27 03:57:53 · 18 answers · asked by R. Lee 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
I piss in his beer and make him drink it.
2007-04-27 07:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
IF it got to a physical fight and I did fight, well what would I do next. I'd send his widow flowers. Or send them to him in the hospital -- depends on his ability to realize when to quite. There is no "right" choice. First off you'd try not to fight but if it got past that point I'd defend myself to the best of my ability. If that would end up in a hospital stay or even a dirt nap, that would be their choice to make. I only would try to allow him to realize they made a mistake. Hopfuly this would be before any harm was done, to either of us. If a real life fight occured you must judge the threat. I would think that a "biker" would have buddies, weapons or any number of nasty things in wait for you, as would any other human who was dumb enough to start a fight. Defend yourself as if your life depended on it, cause it does.
2007-04-27 05:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Zenshin Academy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get angry, walk away, call the police, and laugh at him getting put in hand-cuffs. Yeah, I could beat him down, choke him out, put him in the hospital. Why though? It doesn't solve a whole lot. Besides, it's funnier watching him get put into the back of a squad car and hauled away, rather than "showing him who's boss." I don't use my martial arts as a tool to offend other people, I use it as a way to compete in a sport that I love.
2007-04-27 06:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply walk away. A drunk biker is not worth beating up because your dignity got hurt.
2007-04-28 03:17:42 · answer #4 · answered by bassomatic123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit him with a quick 1, 2, 3 punch combo then Thai clinch him & knee the sh!t out of him until I start seeing him spitting out blood & teeth.
2007-04-27 10:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by scorpion187us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, I'd slap him just as hard as he slapped me. Now that I'm aware of his intentions he'll find it hard to slap me agian.
option 1
As he turns back around preparing for a second attack and his friends start to sober up, first knee, then groin, solarplexis, then nose. Grab beer and prepare for the next wave.
option 2
As he turns back around I can see that big stupid grin on his face. And I stand tall showing dominance nowing he was just playing in a way that only Olliver can.
option 3
As he gets back up, his friends now throughly aware of the situtuation comes to their friends aid. Whip out my cell dial 911 on speaker, and pick up the first blunt object I can. To defend myself till officers arrive.
2007-04-27 07:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd go back inside. slam my hand on the bar. then promptly begin to do the pee-wee herman dance on the table to befriend every biker in the place. hell yeah
2007-04-27 10:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Wes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick in his thigh with all my power then teep (push kick) him and move back and see if he think twice.
Usually people who never felt a leg kick cannot take more than two or three before go down.
2007-04-27 04:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by Honor Among the Demons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bluto: I think thats why he tried to slap you.lol
I would have hopefully realised his intent and my lack of escape options so I wouldve slapped him first.
2007-04-27 18:36:27 · answer #9 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laugh because if I know his name, he must have come up to me and said, " My name is Oliver" so I know he is probably too drunk to put up a real fight.
2007-04-27 04:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by James W. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Left hook followed by right knee to the head.
2007-04-27 04:46:08 · answer #11 · answered by Bruce Tzu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋