There were three Cia agents, two men and a women that had almost passed there tests and training, they just had one test left
In each room there was there wives and husband, They gave the first agent the gun and told him "go in to that room and kill your wife for america", " I can't kill my wife who do you think i am"
"you know what your not what were looking for, take your wife and go home"
He did the same to the other agent, he walked into the room silence for a few minutes, then he comes out tears in his eyes "i can't do it she looks so beutiful i just can't"
"you know what your not what were looking for, take your wife and go home"
Then he goes up to the women hands her the gun and tells her go in to the room and kill your husband for America"
She walks into the room shots can be heard one after the other, then screams and bangs and alot of noise, she walks
"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to beat him with the chair instead"
Star if you like
2007-04-27 01:35:16 · 19 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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very very funny i even made a copy of the joke for my husband
thanks for cheering me up
lol
2007-04-30 20:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story, okay?
It was getting close to graduation and the professional fraternity to which I belonged was hosting recruiters from various companies and government entities. (The University I attended was the University of Texas at Arlington in Arlington, Texas. The main campus of the University of Texas system is in Austin, Texas. We are called UTA and they are called UT.) One of the entities invited was, you guessed it, the CIA. We corresponded at length, had telephone conversations, sent them the address of the school, the building and room number, phone numbers and a map. The recruiters went to the WRONG school. Yeah, the Central INTELLIGENCE Agency of the whole entire United States, the group entrusted with our security and safety, with knowing what is going on in foreign countries and whether anyone on the planet is trying to harm U.S. citizens went to the WRONG school after three months of correspondence and directions. Is it any wonder about 9/11?
Oh, yeah...I really liked your joke.
2007-04-27 01:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-04-27 01:46:59 · answer #3 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She followed orders. Is there a problem that I am not seeing here?
2007-04-27 01:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-04-27 07:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by selena d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was so funny...thanks for my first laugh of the day!!
yes i will give you a star!!
2007-04-27 01:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by tiffmom78 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an oldie but a goody
2007-04-27 01:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
Blanks hey ha ha.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-04-27 04:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!here's a star!!good one!got any more?
2007-04-27 02:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
now i know you didn't think this up on your own. lol
2007-04-29 00:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Duchess20 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋