A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me £5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me £25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: "Hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: (nodding her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."
2007-04-27 00:17:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good u actually made me giggle and believe me right now that isn't an easy thing to do. lol
2007-04-27 00:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.......but this one is wrong..
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her pie hole and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
2007-04-27 01:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-04-27 00:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…
2007-04-27 00:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a mouthfull - very good.
2007-04-27 01:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, absolutely hilarious
2007-04-27 00:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good have a star
2007-04-27 00:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nastily funny.
2007-04-27 00:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!1111111 Funny very funny....
mouthful huh.
2007-04-27 00:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by exo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd tat b4.
2007-04-27 00:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋