whats the difference between a peeping tom,and someone who just got out of the shower
Answer:ones rude and nosy,the others nude and posy
2007-04-26 23:08:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
2007-04-26 23:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BionicFred.
Now this the tale of young Freddy Bloor
Whose sexual equipment got jammed in a door.
By the time they freed him he didn’t feel well
For his poor private parts were mangled to hell!
They rushed him to hospital, the ambulance flew.
By the time they arrived there was knout they could do.
What a blow for poor Fred condemned with no choice
To life with no sex and a high squeaky voice!
But lucky for Fred so he’d not feel a fool,
Some bright spark suggested a bionic tool
And a smart new electronic one .all chrome and brass,
Though the batteries would have to be stored up his ***!
So newly equipped and after a rest, Fred taught he would put his new tool to the test!
And finding a woman (the nearest one handy)
Filled her with brandy to make her feel randy
The girl without thinking put her hand on Fred’s fly
When she felt what was down there gave a lustrous cry
“That’s my bionic chopper now lets have some fun”
“cor-blime”she said “it feels like a gun!”
They both stripped off quickly, Fred entered her fast
Then turned up the speed knob and gave her full blast.
As she clung to him tightly Fred’s dick shot some more as they fell off the bed and rolled on the floor!
As the pace heated up they started to choke and the air in the room became filled with blue smoke.
With a bang Fred’s left dangler shot off in the air and the other went block-a-d-block down the stairs.
So back to the doc went poor Fred full of woe.
Was this how his sex life was destined to go?
A return to the doctor at the end of a shag with his prick in his pocket and his balls in a bag!
But they fixed poor Fred up made him manly again and helped the old batteries with a flex to the mains.
Now if Fred can’t pull a bird Fred doesn’t cry.
He is now AC DC and can go with a guy!
2007-05-05 05:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by turbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Openness.
2007-05-04 05:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It Ha Ha tee Hee
2007-05-05 02:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by snowriver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry sweetie your joke made me leave the computer but try again maybe you'll get a winner.
2007-05-03 11:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by GypsyDaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but cute.
2007-05-04 14:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,totally ztupid...
2007-04-27 07:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol seriously stupid dnt tell it in da real worl :P
2007-05-05 04:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by sisory 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-05-04 17:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by T Rom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either its too corny or i just didn't get it, but i didn't even crack a smile.
2007-05-04 16:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋