Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson; he brought the house down.
2007-04-26 21:03:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhahahahha really funny
7 yrs in grass hahaha
10/10+*
2007-04-26 22:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 12:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol some good ones in there.x =) 10/10
2007-04-27 21:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Who is purple and rides on the back of the wild beast?
A: Babylon the Grape . . . (Revelation 17:3,5)
2007-04-27 08:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and again pmsl 10/10
2007-04-26 22:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems you read the bible very well. keep going and learn what it teaches us not the funny things.
2007-04-26 21:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by exo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heehee... altho u'd hafta know a bit of christianity to get it.
2007-04-26 21:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by adazhia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-26 22:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how jolly puntastic
2007-04-26 22:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE
2007-04-26 21:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋