I am. I’ve got my baton and my gymnastics outfit ready to do cartwheels at the front of the Atheist parade. It’s going to be a magical time! (in a very logical kind of way).
2007-04-26 19:04:03 · 34 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You've got problems..
2007-04-26 19:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
This former Christian did a lengthy time period in the past! Come on, you've not any reason to sense to blame because a lady talked to a snake and ate a chunk of fruit. attempt residing in some unspecified time sooner or later as besides the indisputable fact that God did not exist. Edit: Nature witch, I really have extra understand for Wicca than I do for the Abrahamic religions. a minimum of Wicca isn't ashamed of the human body.
2016-12-04 22:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by meran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm ready. I was born ready, naturally. I'm going to be the soloist with the band who sings, "I've Gotta Be Me" to those who lack the guts or the brains to do so.
Let's build more monasteries so those who claim Earth isn't for them can get off it and into the holding pens where hey belong, by their express wish and my logic.
By the way, I've designed a bang-up sunrise service that makes no mention of anyone claiming to walk on water, come back from the dead and save people who don't need it from being human, which they do need.
Keep practicing; I'm warming up for my song.
2007-04-26 19:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Robert David M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah, you missed it! The Atheist Revolution already took place sometime in antiquity when as God's Word described from the Prophet Isaiah (Chap. 14, vv 10-20), Satan, the author of sin, aspired to God's position. With this rebellion of pride & arrogance, God deposed him and 1/3 of all angelic hosts (aka demons) out of His presence and into God's Creation.
And the rebellion continues...for the time being until in the summation of time, God's Word (Book of Revelation) assures us that all that will be left is what is right....and guess what?...that ain't atheism!
2007-04-26 19:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by snookynibbles 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
WOW, I'm on board. Do fat old farts get to do cartwheels in ballet tights too? (In an aesthetically pleasing way, of course).
Actually we just need to come out of the closet and declare our atheism. If enough of us do it, we may even be able to elect an atheist to office, any kind of office, some day.
2007-04-26 19:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't make me barf a lake.
Plus,about the cartwheels,
break a leg.Please don't wear
glittery pink,you don't want to end up swimming in an ocean of vomit.
I could care less,though.
It's going to be a horrifying time.
2007-04-26 19:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I bet even the fundies would like that. Then they'd be able to say, "Atheists are revolting!" without being at risk for censure.
2007-04-26 21:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to be on top of the Atheism Pride float. Can we make Green the official colour of Atheism?
2007-04-26 19:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
oh wow ur so unique and nonconformist for being atheist like the rest of the world. get a life (and some morals while ur at it).
2007-04-26 19:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by purplepolkadotties 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh Lordy, what in God's name are you praising about? Maybe they will have weak spots in the path of the athiest "parade".
2007-04-26 19:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by mamacass0304 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL. You go girl. I am not an Atheist but I would love to watch that parade!
Hugs
2007-04-26 19:07:02 · answer #11 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋