HAHAHA NASTY JOKE.....
kay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
2007-04-26 17:46:32 · 7 answers · asked by Drew 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no not the nastiest...but it is funny
2007-04-26 17:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by DoriBugg 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It was funny!
It didn't need to be stretched out so far down the page. I'm down right lazy!
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2007-04-27 01:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee its not nasty so 10/10
2007-04-27 02:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, and it's not the worst....
2007-04-27 00:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me lmao still lmao
2007-04-27 01:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that nastY! it was cute...
2007-04-27 00:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by lilsno08 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny :)
2007-04-27 01:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋