A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2007-04-26 16:14:21 · 22 answers · asked by Paper.Milk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have heard some lame jokes lately. This one is pretty cute.
2007-04-26 16:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by hbuckmeister 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-19 23:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-04-26 16:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh lol real funny. typical blonde joke.
2007-04-26 16:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you nutter that was hilarious, I could be that blond, because I thought sparrows were pigeons babies, how daft am I. Looved your joke though 10/10
2007-04-26 16:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#10!!! nice one pretty funny but sometimes not to blondes! and good i'm not a blonde.
2007-04-27 11:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by monkey15797 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-26 16:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's slightly funny, but more amusing than anything.
2007-04-26 16:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by hdbambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha Thank you for a fresh joke.
2007-04-26 16:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaaha funny joke
2007-04-26 16:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋