How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it.
How many Christian fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs.
How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.
How many pagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Torches are more traditional.
How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll all just sit in the dark and wait for God to say "Let there be light!"
Why did all of these ended with "None" anyway?
2007-04-26 15:50:03 · 11 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was freak en awesome! LoL!
I encourage you and anyone else to go to my account and answer my latest question. It's actually quite appropriate to this subject.
2007-04-26 15:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by Eyerish 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Religious Light Bulb Jokes
2017-01-18 07:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They will sit there and scream, "If the sky daddy is real, he can come down and change it himself!!"
2007-04-26 19:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb.
None. They will sit there until it is proven to them the bulb burnt out, I mean, it could just be a blown fuse or power outage! Who knows. We must wait for the proof!
2007-04-26 15:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's that?
2007-04-26 17:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pagan lightbulb jokes...
Druids: 501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.
Family Traditionalists: "Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!"
(or) "Go ask your own grandmother!"
Astrologers: "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"
Pagans: Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those Christians came along.
Gardernian Wiccans: Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.
(or, In a low ominous tone) "Why do you want to know... initiate?"
Alexandrian Wiccans: Dunno - we haven't looked it up in the Gardnerian Book Of Shadows yet.
(or) 13. One High Priestess to change the bulb, and 12 to hold her up under all that jewelry.
(or) "Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it!"
Brit Trad Wiccans: 13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
Solitary witches: (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
Wiccans: Four. One for each direction.
Buckland Witches: "Refer to my second book, 'Practical Light Bulb Changing', by Raymond Buckland..."
2007-04-26 15:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A; Five -- one man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it
2016-05-19 23:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares?
anyway....how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb.
one.....but the light bulb really has to want to change.
2007-04-26 15:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Asatruars does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- About a dozen. One holds the lightbulb and the others drink enough mead to make the room spin.
2007-04-26 15:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol :D
But dont worry I'll change you're light bulb for you so you dont have to go thru all that
2007-04-26 15:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋