A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
Quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
A question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer
Excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
Produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
Discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
2007-04-26 15:32:32 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious any more
2007-04-26 15:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely TRUE!
Strange are the marvels of creation & Biological mysteries that defy any explanation!
Most of the things in life we think we know but we don't!
This is the TRUTH!
2007-04-26 22:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
heres a star
2007-04-26 22:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-26 22:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading this I realize that I don't know s*** either.But I did lmao.
2007-04-26 23:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tazz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hee hee hee 9/10
2007-04-27 03:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this and its my favorite joke probly ever :) makes me smile good job
2007-04-26 23:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Baba 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was the funniest thing ever!!!
2007-04-27 04:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by cartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Naughty, naughty! LOL.
2007-04-26 23:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little girls are fantastic!!
2007-04-26 22:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by arlene k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋