In the middle of quiet reflection time during a service, my young son yawned very loudly and yelled out 'I want to go home NOW mummy'....so embarressing LOL
2007-04-26 15:31:24 · 18 answers · asked by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What is it with Church and farting ?
HAHAHAHA
2007-04-26 15:53:28 · update #1
My son yells out really loud. "Hurry Up Jesus, I want to go home"
I think it was more funny than embarrassing. lol
2007-04-26 18:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two come to mind
1. I was 16 and had just finished a reading and as I went to step off the altar the toe of my sandal caught on the rug and sent me sprawling right to the feet of the priest. In front of the entire church......my face was red for days!!!!
2. My at the time 3 yr old stood on the pew while the priest was reading the Gospel and began to LOUDLY sing the theme song from Cops.....again my face was red for days!!!
Now they are just funny memories that remind me I was the only one truly embarrassed....my Church family only got a little chuckle and I was still accepted.....More to come my kids are still little...
2007-04-26 15:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funniest: I've had several. Mostly when my babies were babies... they would always "entertain" the people around us by making cutsie faces, overflowing their diapes, laffing at daddy etc.
embarassing: I was leading worship and changing overheads at the same time, and I forgot the words and the overhead slipped off of the machine and I didn't notice. The piano player had to pick up the slack.... ouch :)
blessings :)
2007-04-26 15:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i develop into singing a solo! yet I made the blunders of bringing my perfect buddy who's an fool! SO, clearly he began guffawing 0.5 way through the track, yet i develop into doing a superior interest ignoring him until eventually the very end when I neglected a intense be conscious...he laughed so demanding he hit his head on the chair! I lost it and merely began guffawing in the front of the completed church! i develop into 12
2016-12-04 22:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother and I were sitting in a pew in a Catholic church waiting for my sister's 8th grade graduation thingee. We were very, very early and the nuns were singing. It sounded really beautiful and all of a sudden my brother farted. It was really, really loud and it was so funny. I tried not to laugh, but, cmon. farts are funny.
2007-04-26 15:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the midst of a silent prayer at someone's home Bible Study, someone else came to the door and knocked. One couple's 3-yr-old son looked up and said "OH, Sh*T, somebody's here!"
We all about fell over laughing.
2007-04-26 15:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was little (like maybe 4 years old) and I came back from communion and I went to go hug my daddy and I looked up and I realized I was hugging the preist.
2007-04-26 15:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by guilford160 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. When my oldest was 18 months old.. (before I brought her to the nursery.. THIS is why I started bringing them to the nursery lol) During prayer.. she let the LOUDEST gas you have ever heard.. the whole congregation started giggling.. and I felt my face turn BEAT red...lol. Aren't kids the greatest! And it seems they know just the times to do it lol.
2007-04-26 15:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I went to a relative's church for an event, and people there started speaking in tongues.
I was very embarrassed for them.
2007-04-26 15:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to church with my aunt, when people started falling over and talking in tongues I almost died I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling and I couldn't make myself stop, people did not look to happy with me laughing at them! OOPS
2007-04-26 15:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by LuvnLife 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋