Jesus saves and He loves us all! Jesus is the only way to Heaven! With Jesus you have everlasting life! Faith is believeing!! Jesus is real and Hes our soon comeing King! Jesus died on the cross for our sins. So we can be forgiven! If we only ask Him into our hearts and for Him to forgive us. Jesus is our Lord! Our one true God! Praying for the lost! May God bless you all!
2007-04-26 15:27:20 · 21 answers · asked by summerbluerose 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus is Alive! He is our soon comeing King! Praise God for He is Holy!
2007-04-26 15:32:46 · update #1
Why yes I did, He saved me. Still amazes me everyday and I am profoundly grateful.
2007-04-26 15:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by Sylvia G 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Programmer joke: Jesus and Satan are computer programers and they are having a huge fight about whose the better programer, so God steps in and says, "let's have a contest, you both have an hour and then I will judge the results. So 59 minutes both Jesus and Satan are at their computers programming away. At 60 minutes God uses a lightning bolt to signal the end of the game. Both computers shutdown and all you can hear is Satan screaming. God says, "show me what you've got." Satan screams louder and says, "I had beautiful music and tight graphics, but your lightning ruined everything." God says to Jesus, "What about you?" Jesus hits the enter key a heavenly music plays and cherubs fly across the screen. Satan goes balistic!
Moral to the story... Jesus saves!
2007-04-26 22:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by humanrayc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Artist: Slayer
Album: Decade Of Aggression
Title: Jesus Saves
[SLAYER - 1986 - "Reign In Blood"]
[Lyrics - King, Music - Hanneman, King]
You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ***
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the Lord, it's all you say
Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think you'll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away
For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate Satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy
[LEAD: KING]
Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems you've lost your way
[LEAD: HANNEMAN]
Jesus saves, no words of praise
No promised land to take you to
There is no other way
[LEAD: KING]
sorry i felt the urge to headbang
2007-04-26 22:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan, Atheati Magus 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus Saves at Sav On Foods!
2007-04-26 22:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure, Jesus may save, but Moses invests! Much better return.
2007-04-26 22:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great point, I agree.
We have faith that math and alphabets exist, yet truly
they have no mass, they cannot be seen, they cannot
be heard, nor can they be touched. If we have a belief
system that looks at things untouchable, unhearable and
we base our entire lives on it (ie: we need numbers
to dial, we need the alphabet to talk and write)...how
big of a stretch is it to have faith in God?
Did you know there hasn't been a single time where we
noticed random chemicals form a cell? Not a SINGLE time.
So why is it that we believe that we all started from
chemical pools and out of it came living organisms?
Did you know that atoms always remain in their element
and specific organization? An oxygen will always be
oxygen, a helium atom will always have properties of
a helium atom. You see these elements and atoms have
LAWS, they are pre-made. They do not evolve, they do
not transfer properties. They maintain a constant mode
of programming. If this doesn't prove God exist, it
at least surely proves that there are constants in the
universe, and these 'constants' have been setup somehow,
someway.
The formality of atoms and how they interact is incredible.
Imagine clouds in the sky forming specific shapes and
having specific functions rather than just random cloud
vapors being moved by the wind. If you started seeing
clouds in the sky making formations and reacting to each
other, you're going to ask yourself -- what in the world
makes them do that? Who setup the rules?
The answer? God. It certainly isn't evolution.
So what's this business about God and salvation?
What's the whole point of salvation? Check this: God at the
beginning of time sets up laws, scientific laws, gravity,
etc. He also sets up a basic law of obedience: love God and
love your neighbor. Man broke these two laws (the core of
the Ten Commandments). All of us break these laws. God has
already said if you don't follow these laws you will be put
to death. But since He loves His creation, He doesn't want
to destroy them. He wants a way to save them. But how?
Sacrifice. Executing the consequence but on someone else.
But who could be worthy enough to be sacrified for billions
of people since the beginning of time? God. So He went to
earth, and died for the sins of man.
All He asks now is for you to accept that. That is
salvation. He doesn't want you to pull up a list of things
so you can be 'Christian'. He just wants you to accept that
He died for you and that your sins are forgiven when you ask
of it to be.
Now how about attitudes and following laws and
regulations and all this jazz. You have to see God as a
friend rather than a cop. Just for an example, if you
hang out with friends that smoke all the time, you are
influenced to do so yourself and might take up smoking.
In the same way, if you hang out with God and people that
believe in Him, you will be influenced to live that kind of
life. The change is progressive, and to some people
instant. But it all starts out with befriending God.
2007-04-27 10:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by John Rosa 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nobody can prove any gods, much less a specific god, exist; many people will tell you their god exists but no others, but will never be able to prove it, even if they think so. Some will threaten you with eternal pain or promise eternal joy to get you to believe in their god; these are all stories, created for people who were scared long before we understood the universe. Now we have no more reason for these superstitions.
How terrible the bible in particular is:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
http://www.evilbible.com/
Jesus never existed
http://www.medmalexperts.com/POCM/getting_started_pocm.html
http://nobeliefs.com/exist.htm
http://www.inu.net/skeptic/exist.html
http://www.medmalexperts.com/POCM/getting_started_pocm.html
http://nobeliefs.com/exist.htm
http://www.inu.net/skeptic/exist.html
http://www.atheists.org/christianity/didjesusexist.html
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/jesuspuzzle.html
His character was shamelessly copied from older, cooler gods like Horus.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm
How silly and horrible religion in general is:
http://godisimaginary.com/
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
The alternative:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/
http://www.infidels.org/
http://www.positiveatheism.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism
2007-04-26 22:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by eldad9 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
(Michael Gungor put it best at Acquire the Fire, Tulsa, OK March 17-18 2006):
"Jesus is the LORD
Who reigns forevermore
Jesus is the LORD
He reigns, He reigns..."
(not by Michael Gungor)
"Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power and love
Our God is an awesome God..."
2007-04-26 22:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus saves! And Gretzky scores on the rebound!
2007-04-26 22:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
O praise the Lord!
2007-04-26 22:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. He saves his money at the Bank of Montreal.
2007-04-26 22:43:08 · answer #11 · answered by SB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋